Twice The Citizen

In a world where the concept of citizenship is as fluid as a politician’s promise, "Twice The Citizen" leaps boldly onto the literary stage like a middle-aged man at a disco, desperately trying to prove he still has it. Written in 1983 by the dynamic duo of Richard B Crossland and James T Currie, this masterpiece is a most peculiar relic from the United States Army Reserve—because who doesn’t want military insights couched in the airy prose of a paperback published by an organization primarily known for uniforms and saluting?

Imagine, if you will, a time when the world was teetering on the brink of a new era, yet somehow, the Army Reserve thought it was the perfect moment to hand out a surprisingly earnest manual on being a “twice the citizen.” What does that even mean? Are we talking double the voting rights? An extra helping of citizenship? Or perhaps a confusing metaphor for those inclined towards excessive patriotism? Only time—and this book—will tell.

The authors, Crossland and Currie, perhaps fueled by an unusual blend of caffeine and a collective vision of a future where citizens are equipped with not just rights, but a full arsenal of military jargon, take us on a wild ride. It’s a veritable buffet of all things citizenship-related, served with an unexpected side of military discipline. Expect to learn how to wave your flag with panache while performing an unintentional two-step into bureaucratic absurdity.

Reader be warned! This isn’t just a book; it’s a manual for those aspiring to be twice as annoying at local council meetings or, dare we say, the most perplexing contestant on a game show about civics. As you plough through page after page, you will encounter such helpful insights as:

• The secrets of crafting the perfect patriotic speech that no one asked for
• How to have strong feelings about taxes without actually paying them
• Ways to enlist your neighbours in a well-meaning but ultimately pointless community service project
• A definitive guide to wearing camouflage at family BBQs
• Understanding the fine line between vigilantism and civic pride

It’s a treasure trove of delightful contradictions, like a military parade that accidentally turns into a bake sale. The prose occasionally veers into the absurd, making you wonder if the authors were having a cheeky laugh at their own expense—or at ours. The book feels like a time capsule, preserving not just the era of high-top sneakers and questionable hairstyles, but also the mindset of a pre-digital age when citizenship could still be a tangible, albeit confusing, concept.

Condition: Used. Expect dog-eared pages that have clearly been thumbed through during moments of existential crisis or heated debates about lawn care and zoning laws. The spine is mildly cracked, not unlike the authors’ ambition, and the cover boasts a patina of wisdom, grime, and possibly a leftover slice of pizza from a post-meeting munch. This book has been clearly loved, or at least tolerated, by its previous owner, who may or may not have taken it to a few awkward gatherings.

As you close the final chapter, you’ll find yourself questioning your own status as a citizen. Are you one of those ‘twice the citizens’? Or perhaps you’re just content with your modest, single helping of rights and responsibilities? Whatever your conclusion, this book will surely spark lively discussions at the next neighbourhood potluck, or at least serve as an amusing conversation starter. So remember, whether you’re a proud citizen or simply a person with an address, "Twice The Citizen" is available right now through the whimsical portal known as Crappy Old Books. Grab your copy, and prepare to challenge not just your understanding of citizenship, but also the very essence of what it means to be an engaged member of society—all while looking fabulous in that camouflage. Happy reading!

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